Sunday Morning Alarm Clock

The amazon is a stocky bird, smaller than a Macaw but larger than an African Grey, with the playfulness of a puppy, a beak that could eat a puppy, and piercing scream that could kill a puppy, thus enabling it to eat the puppy, thus allowing it to take the place of the puppy or use its body as a nest. Shortly after discovering the switch, the owner will be subsequently beaked through the head.