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Surgeon General's Warning on Asian Women

Although Asian Women seem alluring and very friendly when you first meet them, this is nothing more than a front to "Sucker you in to the spiral of doom and eternal damnation". It is a scientific fact that Asian Women are able to make anything with a penis go through living hell, within a 20 foot radius.

All Asian Women through genetic disposition have a 5 year plan hardwired into their brains to turn your happy life into a living hell, by draining your life force. A wise man by the name of Master Wu (A lesser known friend of Sun Tzu) in the 4th Century BC states that "Asian Women are indeed a beautiful flower.... just like a Venus Fly Trap". With indisputable proof from the archives of the Vatican and the lost books in the Dead Sea Scrolls, scholars now believe that the Huns and Mongols were driven to invaded the middle east and eastern Europe to escape away from asian chicks.