Shot of a shot

The camera is a mechanical device which employs (1) a closed chamber with an aperture at one end through which light enters, usually focused by a lens, and (2) a photosensitive emulsion or electronic chip, which steals a piece of a person's soul. This theory was hypothisized by Running Donkey, a 29-year-old Native American. Because animals (such as kittens), plants (such as potatoes) and inanimate objects (such as Dick Cheney) also possess a soul... (with the exception of Dick Cheney), cameras can also record the spirits of non-human organisms and items as well.